Roll with me, I'll get ya some

There's an interesting trend that's been going on for a couple of years now.
I'm a magnet for romance. If you want to be attractive to others, hang out with me.
I'll attract people for you.

I used to think this was because I was your "big fat friend".
But it continues to happen, and I'm not the fat friend anymore.

Pretty much 9 times out of ten if you go to a party with me, you'll meet someone and hook up.
Odds are better at ACE Bar. Seriously, anytime I've gone there I've brought a friend and they've gone home happy -with someone else.

I don't know what it is about me, but people like me, and love my friends.
I've had at least five sets of friends, that I can think of off the top of my head, that have met their girlfriend/boyfriend/ one night stand through me.

I think it might just be that I have awesome friends. They're fun, attractive, and single.

Now, all I need is a friend like me!