Trip to Meet My Nephew: Trip Home

So, on Monday morning Jen and I hit the road. We were both sad to say goodbye and the giant hugs I gave and received from Matt and Jeannette made me feel a rush of sadness I haven't felt for a long time.

It was reminiscent of when I was younger and Jen, Matt and Mike would leave for college. Because of the age gap, their college years were during my kindergarten to grammar school years and when they would go I would often run up to my room and cry into my teddy bear for a while. I would also listen to Billy Joel, because Long Islanders do that no matter what mood we're in.

As we pulled away, embarking once again on our 13 hour journey, Jen and I felt like road warriors. We could do this, heck we already knew the way to I-95 from our brother's place, this was easy peasy. The trip gave us time to look at all the road signs.

My favorite part of the road trip was probably talking to Jen, but second to that had to be Pedro and the ridiculous signs for South of the Border. If you are not familiar with these signs, well you obviously haven't driven north on 95 through the state that does not end, South Carolina- or from North Carolina to the South Carolina border.
South of the Border is the most obvious tourist trap you've ever seen. You get the hint by, oh the 20th sign you see for it. When we were driving back my reporter sister, who had just learned how to use my iPhone decided to research the place. The following are my favorite facts about South of the Border:

• It claims to have the largest sign IN THE WORLD. (Coming from NYC, I'm pretty sure that's false.)
• It has a large variety of shops, from antiques to adult pleasure store that boasts anything you'd need from a sex shop.
• It started as a beer stand - the perfect roadside stop.
• It has a large tower that is 200 feet high with a spectacular view of, absolutely nothing.
• DOZENS of people get married there ever summer.

The marriage thing still cracks me up. I am the only Funke child currently not married. Naturally this gave way to my sister and I speculating that surely, the only man good enough for me would understand the need for us to exchange nuptials in a road side tourist trap because of the hilarity factor.

The day after we returned from our road trip to Jen's in Virgina we were both exhausted. I spent most of the day playing with my adorable niece and dreading going back to New York. As much as I worried about the crazy, whirlwind, exhausting nature of this trip on paper, the actual execution of it was quite wonderful. Going back on an 8 hour luxury bus (SO glad I thought ahead and realized I wouldn't want to do another Greyhound transfer) seemed horrible on so many levels.

1. I didn't want to sit anymore.
2. I didn't want to see the open road for a while.
3. I didn't want to return to New York City where my family was so far, far away from me.
   

There was hope though.
I mean, I do love New York City. I love living alone with my adorable fat cat (that I am allergic to). And I love my friends, my comedy and my job - which are all in New York.
The other thing is-
While I was away I booked tickets for my next big trip: To go to my brother Mike's house for Thanksgiving.

When it comes to vacations, mine can be put to the tune of Billy Joel's New York State of Mind:
Some folks like to get away take a holiday from the neighborhood
Hop a flight to Miami Beach or Hollywood
I'm navigating a Greyhound, and then takin' I-95
I'm going to go see that Funke family of mine.

Week Off Day #5

a.k.a. The Day You're All Jealous Of

Last night, I bought the following to ensure that I would not have to leave my house today:
-Crackers
-Bag of Baby Carrots
-Humus
-Brie
-Wheat Pretzels
-Cupcakes
-Herbe Mate Blueberry Tea
-Giant Bottle of Smart Water

I ate this while I watched all my wonderfully DVR'ed/and live TV shows:
-30 Rock
-Sanford and Son Christmas Special
-Scrubs
-The Soup
-M*A*S*H "Dear Sis" Christmas Special
-Monk Christmas Special
-Psych Christmas Special
-Jeopardy!
-Tila Tequila

There was a lot more, but I think those shows kind of give you a feel of how I ran the gambit. It was pretty awesome not being sick and being able to lay on the couch and watch TV for hours. Though I did get antsy from eating all that crap and not moving - so I did 500 sit ups.


Man I've changed. Eating reasonably healthy snack food and then exercising.
At least I still love TV, or else I'd be fearful that aliens took over my brain.

See what happens when I rest people?

Back to work Saturday...
Well, a fate worst than work-
I'm cleaning my room tomorrow.

Week Off Day #1

I've had insomnia for the past week, which isn't why I took off, but it helps to be able to sleep late, even if the sleep is quite restless. I was up for about 60 hours with a total of 12 hours sleep in a 72 hour period between Friday and Sunday...which only goes to show how crazy I get without sleep, I do unnecessary math.

I have a lot to do this week, but my goal is still to have my one day on the couch/TV and Radio museum time.

I'm thinking Friday is going to be that day.

Sadly, the best part of my day off was that I was able to handle medical claims and schedule medical appointments. You might be thinking, but Sue, you can do that at work! You have a phone.

Not really.

When I make appointments I have to answer a lot of personal questions and saying things like "I need a vaginal exam." Is something I think my co-workers would be happy not to hear.

"Why don't you just duck outside or into an empty office?"

Well, outside there are people on the street who don't want to, or even worse might really want to hear about what's going on in my cabin down below.

And slipping into an empty office space could be even more frightening. Imagine your boss comes into you stealthily sitting in the dark saying things about your private parts parts...
then they'll really think I'm a phone sex operator, and not someone with just an alluring phone voice.

So, this is growing up I guess. Vacation time used to mean fun, now it's "Oh boy! I have time to take care of my health and bills!"

I'm off to go relax and help some pals decorate their Christmas tree.